Little P woke up grouchy and declared that she wasn't going to school. If it were only a few hours a day, like Kindergarten, then maybe; but this whole-day stuff in 1st grade is boring. It took me until 10:45 to get her there.
As we were climbing out of the van, I noticed Caboose needed a diaper. I said, "Whew! You're wet. Let's get you a diaper. She grinned and said, "I a duck-butt!"
Then just a minute ago, Little K, just out of the blue, said thoughtfully, "Mom, when I get bigger and I'm ready to find a husband...I'm gonna need to take the black car to do it, OK?"