Monday, September 21, 2015

Blast from the Past

As I was praying for my missionary, and trying to know what to send him for his birthday this week, I felt impressed to look through his baby book and maybe send him a letter that I'd written him when he was little.  Instead, I found an envelope with a letter to Andrew for when he's a missionary, written by his Sunday School teacher when he was SIX!  I scanned it and thought I'd post.  I then sent it to him.  I'm so touched that she would write this!




Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Say What You Will About Mormon Missionaries...



Tonight my son Andrew was "set apart" as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.  He leaves for the Provo Mission Training Center tomorrow, and Fresno California in a couple of weeks, but is officially a missionary now and for the next 2 years.

Our church believes in the Laying On Of Hands, and as he left our home, our local leader challenged Andrew to leave his blessing on each of his family members before leaving.  My Pentecostal friend compares this to "praying over" someone.  

This 18 year-old man has saved up over $6,500 dollars of hard earned money to fund his mission.  He's studied hard, and has earned his Associate's Degree, and has several scholarships that are waiting for him upon his return.  He is clean, and smart, and an all-around-good-egg.  He's committed to delay school, video games, girls, and pretty much everything, in order to give the next two years of his life to God.

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I know that he is going to stand out like a sore thumb in California, with his suit and tie and name tag.  Most people his age don't spend two years of their lives biking around, looking for service projects, and knocking on doors, going WAY out of their comfort zones to share the Good News of Christ's Gospel.  I know that most of those doors will slam in his face.  I know he'll be mocked, and laughed at, and maybe even experience violence.


Anyway.  Tonight my son laid his hands upon each of our heads in turn, including my husband and myself, and asked a blessing in our behalf.  He expressed his love and his knowledge of God's love to each of us individually.  
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Can you imagine how powerful that was, to have my son thank me for being his mother, to tell me that he loves me?  To hear him tell my husband the same things?  

How many 18 year-olds tell their little brothers and sisters, "I love you, and I know that our Heavenly Father loves you." He prayed for each of us with such tenderness and insights into our desires and needs.



This young man will work harder than he ever has.  He'll stretch and grow, experience rejection and failures.  He'll feel more joys and more disappointments in the next two years than in his entire life so far.  He'll change lives.  And when he returns, he'll be a better student, a better citizen, an amazing husband and father and employee.  



I'm going to miss him.  If you bump into him, please treat him with kindness.

In my opinion, the world needs more Mormon missionaries.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Andrew Senior Tribute



Andrew Keeley 

HS Senior/UVU Associate's Degree/Missionary

Tribute 2015







 





Andrew was born on Liz's 2nd birthday.  


(Both of them 9 months to the day from New Year's Eve.  Happy New Year!)  He was the most sober baby I've ever met, as he was basically just absorbing information about the world around him.  His head smelled like Heaven.









On his first birthday (and Liz's 3rd) we followed a long-standing family tradition and gave him his very own cake in the high-chair.  This was the first day of the rest of his life, and a cartoon-like "BOING" rang out as he realized the possibilities and promptly stuck his entire face into the cake.



Naked baby picture as promised

Instantly gone was the quiet, reflective infant, and in its place was a dancing raccoon. A little boy who spent his days fighting "bad guys" and shouting, "Not today, ZURG!" at any suggestion that he didn't like.  

For example, my mild, "Hey, buddy!  How about we put some clothes on that little tushie?" would be answered with a  "Not today, ZURG!" as he ran down the sidewalk with two swords and nothing else.

When Andrew was 2, we moved to Massachusetts, where he experienced his 2nd church nursery expulsion.
In preschool he learned about the life stages of a beetle.  He was so tender with the little eggs and worms, the teachers couldn't believe it when the worms became beetles and Andrew impulsively smashed every single one.  (One teacher suggested therapy.)
Image result for child hand  beetle        Image result for dead  beetle clip artHe was the preschooler who couldn't walk past a peer without roughin' 'em up; the Kindergartener who could tell you how many seconds were in 5 minutes, or how many boxes of band-aids we should buy to total 450.  This world has been a little livelier because of Andrew.

Elementary school was exciting.  On Back to School Night for first grade, little Lucy's poster of "My Hopes and Dreams" had a book on it with a childish, "I Len tu red."  Little Tommy's "Kep me pamts dry" poster was inspiring.  Andrew's Hopes and Dreams poster was a crudely drawn picture of two computers tied together with the words, "Systems Integration" on the bottom.


Second grade was the year of the "Pink Slips."  Whenever there was a discipline problem at school, Andrew would bring home a little pink piece of paper explaining the problem, how the administration had handled it, and what they would like the parents to do before they signed and returned the slip.  My favorite was the one that said, "A janitor caught your son dancing on the urinals in the boys' room."  They suggested I have a conversation with Andrew, encouraging him to stop doing monkey tricks in the bathroom.  I sighed, signed the paper, and said, "Son, try not to get caught next time."

2005

2004
He joined a playground brawl his final day of 2nd grade, and got to come home early for Summer Vacation!  We were moving cross-country to Boise in a month, so what could they do to him?




For mental health purposes, I've completely blocked out his early adolescence.  My therapist says we can open that door when I'm ready.
Surprise 12th b-day party at "Make Your Own Pizza" place
When Andrew was in 8th grade, we prepared to move to Utah.  Paul came first to start his new job, leaving Andrew as the Man of the Family to help me take care of things as we staged and sold the house.  His amazing scout leader realized that Andrew was really close to having his Eagle, and helped him to quickly wrap it up and earn the award.  That spring Andrew stepped up and completed his project, helped me prepare for the move, and proved himself a hard working, honorable young man.



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Driving--Perfect Record!!!

Being Cool.  What he does best.

Mr. Cool has always been incredibly intelligent.  This intelligence has made him quite entertaining.  Andrew's sense of humor is one of my favorite things about him, and he uses it even now to get out of scrapes.  If he can get me to giggle, he's won.  Plus, he's cute as a button.
            I would have to say that one of Andrew's greatest strengths is his ability to immediately size up a situation and instinctively know how best to handle it.  He can play a football or video game and later describe in great detail the positions and actions of even incidental players.  He instinctively anticipates the opponents' next moves and uses his quick reflexes to control the situation.  
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He can also glance at his brother or one of his six sisters and know the most effective way to make them squawk. For several years, I feared that this quick ability, along with his inborn fascination with weaponry, would result in mass destruction.  Fortunately, he is learning to channel his impulses.
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He is clean, and dependable.  He challenges himself, and is not content to coast.  He's taken advantage of opportunities, and because of this has had some amazing experiences.  
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I admire the way that he has consistently chosen well, studied the scriptures, and is ready to dedicate himself to the Lord.  He is ready to make and keep temple covenants, serve an honorable mission in California, and one day become a husband and father.

My advice to him is to continue to stretch and lean into new experiences, especially those that take him out of his comfort zone.  


I challenge him to see the needs of those around him and further develop his talents for service and charity.  I am counting on him to keep all of the mission rules honorably, and to seek humility.  (One of his elementary school teachers summed it up about right, "He has a very good sense of self.)

I pray that people will be kind to him, and that he'll be safe.



I can't imagine life without him.  I'm honored to be his mother.


The world is a better place because Andrew Keeley is in it.



Saturday, May 9, 2015

12 Days of Girls' Camp Skit

I was asked to write the skit for girls' camp this year.  Here it is for your reading enjoyment.  You're welcome to steal the idea, modify it or just plain use it as is, UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TIMPVIEW, UT STAKE! 
(I just learned that we can only have 10 props TOTAL, so we'll have to tweak it.  *^#@!)  Here it is in all its glory, untweaked.  
I apologize to my non-LDS friends, there are "church words"  and songs unique to the LDS church.  You could easily modify it for another denomination's youth group or scout troop.  "Beehives" are the youngest girls in the group--ages 12-14, "Laurels" are the oldest, 16-18 years old.  I have no idea where the names came from.  Some things we just take on faith ;).
The 12 Days of Girls’ Camp Cast Parts:
This skit will act out the 12 Days of Girls' Camp, each number building on the next an running back down the numbers in the same style of the 12 Days of Christmas song.  It should go really quickly, about 3-5 min total.  It is hopefully flexible enough that no one has to really memorize anything, and they can ham it up with costumes and actions.  There are some parts for girls who would rather be quiet, and some for the spazzes.  I think that the only ones who really need much rehearsal are the 3 dancing beehives, the 5 singers, and the #1 who will keep things going quickly.
#1 One girl.  Keeps the skit going quickly.  Center of stage.  Can pace or sit or just stand there.  She’ll need to be really aware of what’s going on, and able to keep the entire thing going.
#2  Two Laurels.   Left stage, each in a sleeping bag, with pillows, teddy bears, blankets, etc...ready for bed.  Could be in PJs with hair up.  They start out tired, and get progressively snarky and exasperated as the skit progresses.
#3 Three Dancing Beehives.  Next to the Laurels, behind #1.  Each has a paper grocery bag behind them with their props in it.  (We might want to get with them and help them rehearse the dances and learn their order.)  They are bouncy, full of sugar, and get more boisterous as the skit goes on.
             Prop bags: Each one:  Bandannas, sombrero (Only one.  Not one each.) Sunglasses, white handkerchief, Hawaiian leis, feather boas.
#4 Hikers.  Each has a backpack.  Off stage, they march across the stage when it's their turn the first time, then just march around wherever they want to go each other time.  Ist hiker is leader.  They start out in lock-step, fresh and ready, get progressively more haggard.
#5 At least 2 girls, but can have as many as you like.  They will be the only ones singing, and they will sing every time. Depending on the size of the stage, they can just enter and leave on their turn, or they could just stay there frozen until their turn.  (They could also use a little rehearsal beforehand, and their leader could have a list of the order of the songs written on her hand or something.) They’ll ham it up, sway with arms around each other, etc…Their energy level stays the same throughout the skit.
#6  At least 2 girls, but can be up to 6.  They start on the front Right stage, and stay there the entire time.  One girl is the "Campfire"  she sits on the stage with brown sheet over her shoulders--could paint logs on sheet, etc.  She wears a big wig painted orange and teased into a huge "fire" shape, and can even put some streaks of orange/red paint on her face.  She is literally the fire.    One or more girls sit around the "fire" on their camp buckets with sticks, roasting marshmallows over the fire.   Each stick has 6 marshmallows on it.  They’ll seem a little bored.  The fire cannot smile.
#7 At least one girl, but could be more.  This one  (Or divided up between however many girls) will be wearing and holding 7 or more camp crafts:  A tie-die t-shirt, some boondoggle, maybe a decorated visor or headband on her head, some decorated flip-flops, or a popsiscle stick craft, a painted pillow-case over her arm, etc...
They will just come on and off the stage each time it's their turn.
#8  One or two girls covered in first aid materials.  Arm slings, bandaids, crutches maybe, splints, head wrapping, etc...
#9 Potgut feeders.  One or two girls.  No costume or props, just imagination.
They’ll start out so fun with the rodents, run out of food, and eventually be overcome by the greedy little potguts who will be attacking them.
 #10  Snipe Hunt:  a couple of beehives with sticks or nets or pillowcases.  Need wide-eyed, innocent young girls for this one.  Maybe ponytails and freckles.
#11  One or more girls wearing life jackets. 
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The 12 Days of Girls’ Camp Skit:
#1 is standing center front holding a tub of honey.  On R of stage, the campfire scene is set up.  On L of stage, 2 Laurels are set up with sleeping bags, etc.  Nearby are the 3 dancing Beehives, back to the audience.   Everyone else is off stage and will enter when it is their turn.
#1 starts the skit with:
"On the first day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...this tub of honey.  I don't know why, but she asked me to hold it the entire time we're here.”
(#1's job is to keep the skit going quickly, by either pointing to or turning to look at whomever is next.  The audience will also follow her lead and it will keep them up on what is going on.)
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#2 The two Laurels sit up in their sleeping bags, stretch, yawn, and one of them says, 
"On the 2nd day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...two tired Laurels.
They lay down  until their next turn.
#1  "And this tub of honey.  Whatever."
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#3  The Beehives turn and one of the three beehives says,
"On the 3rd day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...three dancing Beehives!"  The 3 beehives have been standing around the sombrero on the ground and as soon as she says this, they do a short Mexican hat dance, all of them da dum-ming the tune and making fun sounds like “Ole!” and “arriba!”    Then they turn and get their bandannas on around their necks.  They stay with their backs to the audience until their next turn.
#2 The Laurels, looking at the beehives  yell, 
"TWO TIRED LAURELS!"
#1 "And this jar of honey."
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#4  Four hikers march across the stage and the leader shouts in time to the march,
"On the 4th day of girls' camp the leader gave to me FOUR campers hiking"
They stop march away quietly go to wherever they will march next.
#3 Dancing beehives turn around and one says,
"3 dancing beehives" they start with a short square dance and the one who spoke this time does the calls while stomping her foot and clapping her hands.  The other two dance. "Swing your partner round and round"  they all yell stuff like "Yee, Haw!"
Then they turn around and take off the bandannas and grab the sunglasses.  They have their backs to the audience.
#2 They sit up and one yells at the beehives, "It's 2:00 in the morning!"  
#1  "Still holding the honey."
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#5  The singing girls all sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas,
"On the 5th Day of Girls' Camp my leader gave to me, Five corny campsongs!"  
They then turn to each and do a quick chorus with actions of "Just give me milk, moo, moo, moo, moo. Just give me that milk, moo, moo, moo, moo!"
#4 Girls start marching again and leader yells, "4 hiking campers!" and they start to whistle the hiking song for a few seconds.
#3 One of the dancers says, "Three Dancing Beehives" and they do some hip-hop dancing to their own beat.  Then they turn around and grab the white handkerchiefs for the Jewish dancing.
#2 Laurels groan loudly
#1 Holds up honey.
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#6  One of the campfire girls waves her marshmallow stick and says, "On the 6th day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...6 roasted marshmallows."
#5 sings together, "Five lovely camp songs."  Then switching tunes "Found a peanut, found a peanut…."
#4 Hikers march while leader yells, "Left, Left, Left-Right, Left!  4 hikers hiking!"
#3 One girl says "3 Beehives dancing!  Mazeltov!"  They dance around in a circle with the handkerchiefs in their hands like a Jewish dance.  Then they put the leis around their necks for the next time.
#2 One Laurel throws the teddy at the beehives.  "Go to bed!"
#1 asks the universe,  "Anyone have any ideas about why I'm holding this tub of honey?"
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#7 Comes onstage with all her crafty stuff and says, "On the 7th Day of Girls' Camp my leaders gave to me, 7 artsy crafts."
Leaves until it is her turn again.  (If there is more than one girl, they can take turns talking.)
#6  "6 Roasting marshmallows"
#5 Singing, "5 silly campsongs!  Look Down, look down, don't look her in the eye."
#4 "Four hiking girls"  They’re getting tired.  “Keep striving!”
#3 All three girls announce: "Three dancing Beehives!  Aloha oye, Aloha oye..." 
No costume for ballroom dance next time.
#2 One of the Laurels threatens, "Come a little closer, honey, and we'll give you a Hawaiian Punch!"  with threatening fists.
#1  "Still STRIVING to hold this honey!"
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#8 First aid victims stagger on the stage and one says, "On the 8th day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...8 first aid training sessions."
#7  Quick appearance on stage, "7 artsy crafts"
#6 Quickly says, "6 gooey marshmallows"
#5 Quickly sing, "5 corny camp songs.  Some day, I’ll be his wife, We’ll have eternal life, Oh how I love that Mormon Boy!"
#4 Quickly, picking up the hiking pace, "Only Four more miles, girls!"  girls  groan.  The next time they will be sprawled out like they've collapsed.
#3 "Three Dancing Beehives"  Two of them ballroom dance together.
Feather boas for next time.
#2 "Two Laurels, trying to get some sleep here!"
#1 " Still got the honey."
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#9  Girls come on stage.  Pretending to coax the imaginary rodents to their food, one of the girls says  "On the 9th day of girls' camp my leader gave to me...9 darling potguts!"
#8  "8 first aid lessons"  (They could stay on stage if there's room.)
#7 "7 craft projects"
#6 "6 marshmallows.  I'm getting sick."
#5 "5 corny camp songs. 99 Bottles of pop on the wall, 99 bottles of pop."
#4 Hikers are sprawled on the ground.  Leader sits weakly and says, "c'mon girls, we need to STRIVE!"
#3 All together, "3 dancing beehives!"  They then do the high kick dance line.  Knee, kick, knee kick.  No costume for next which will be tap dancing badly.
#2 Looks of disbelief.  "Seriously?"
#1  Holds up honey.
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#10 Girls with snipe hunt paraphernalia creep quietly across the stage, “On the 10th day of girls’ camp, my leader gave to me, a Snipe Hunt!”
#9  Girls run crazily across the stage like they’ve run out of food and the potguts are swarming them.  “Nine hungry potguts!
#8  “Eight first-aid lessons.  Someone help me get this tourniquet off!” Stay on stage
#7 “7 crafts!”
#6  “Six Marshmallows”
#5 “Five Crazy camp songs.  Toe-knee chest-nut knows I love you.”
#4 When #1 looks for the hikers, they’re limping around the stage, and they can’t talk. They just wave her off and #3 starts dancing.
#3 “Three Beehives dancing!”  They noisily do their best ballet moves.
#2 Laurels throw their pillows at the beehives.
#1  “Honey”
#11  Girls in life jackets come on stage and one says, “On the 11th day of girls’ camp my leaders said to me, ‘Row! Row! Row! Row!’ (eleven times)”  When she says the Row!  EVERY GIRL in the skit rows with them.
#10  “Here snipey, snipey!”
#9   Girls beating rodents out of their hair push past the snipe hunters and knock them down
#8 “Uh, I think we need some real first aid over here!”
#7 “Still Feelin’ Crafty!”
#6 “Still roasting marshmallows!”
#5  “Five lovely campsongs!” Put arms around the first aid victim(s)  and injured snipe hunters and sing, “We’ll comfort the weary and strengthen the weak.”
#4 Front hiker looking confused, “I think we’re lost, guys.”
#3  Still totally exhuberant “Three Beehives Dancing! Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo!” Alternating knee bends. 
#2 “We’re gonna rip off your toes! Go to bed already!”

#1  “She asked me to hold the honey, so I’m holding the honey already.”
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#1 Looks straight ahead and announces dramatically, “And on the twelfth day of Girls’ Camp…”
#12  Before anyone can do anything, everyone but the honey girl sees the bear on the LEFT side of the stage.  They point and scream and run off the stage to the RIGHT.  At least one of the girls needs to scream, “Bear!”
#1 One looks around, realizes that she’s holding the honey, screams, and runs off the stage saying, “I don’t wanna hold the honey anymore!”
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