Mopping (Again)

Today as I mopped the floor, I pondered that my mother used to mop her floor every stinkin' day!  Man!  It was so clean you could eat off it.

Then I decided that, really, you could eat off our floor, too, and you wouldn't even need to bring your own food!  Ha!  (You'd just have to lower your standards--and take potluck, or floorluck.)